Civil Servants turn Corporate Big Shots..!

Today, being a Sunday of ceaseless, unending monsoon showers, pouring cats and dogs across the length and breath of singara chennai, making the already battered roads impassable, with its drainage overflowing, potholes swelling, and vegetable prices soaring, all to new heights, while i at home, was for once, quietly sipping my morning cuppa tea with THE HINDU for company, flipping through the vast chunck of typos and fonts of all hues and shades, set my eyes on a perturbing news article "Corporate offers for Civil servants worry UPSC." This set my thought process a bit excited, nay ignited, (what with a strong cuppa tea acting the much needed stimulant) and thus, with tea in hand and a pen by my side, I began to give shape to my little myriad thoughts which i have converted below, from manucriptual to typescriptual format.


If Sardar Vallabhai Patel who introduced the Indian Administrative Service (IAS) in place of the Indian Civil Service (ICS) were alive now, he would have ample cause for deep regret at the debilitating state of affairs to which his brain child - the IAS has degenerated into.

This latest Corporate trend of wooing the Civil servants in large numbers to their massive fold, is indeed part of a larger malaise. By unofficial estimates, already, a whopping five per cent of the officers have been given a red carpet welcome to the world of IT and IT enabled services with lucrative pays and perks, sometimes even ten times higher than what they would have earned in the governmental set up. The loss of the cream of the country, who are responsible for stemming the rot in the political system and administration to a great extent, housing some of the most brilliant and dynamic minds, to Corporates is indeed more alarming than what is made out to be.

M.N. Vijayakumar, IAS, Karnataka cadre - has served in Karnataka for the last 25 years. And he is only one of three IAS officers, of the 200 or so working in Karnataka, who has filed his assets and liabilities.
That’s the good news. The bad news is that Vijayakumar, currently of the Principal Secretary grade, has been transferred six times in six months during the H.D. Kumaraswamy regime.
From September 2006 to February 2007, Vijayakumar has sat on a different seat in a different office in a different capacity—each time for “reporting serious corrupt practices by senior officers”. His wife, Jayashree J.N., has now launched a spirited, even brave,
campaign on the web that throws light on how the IAS folk deal with “black sheep” in their midst and how they use the convenient alibi of “disobedience&rdquo ; to quell debate, discussion and action.

VINAY KUMAR VERMA, IPS, Uttar Pradesh cadre - was SP of State Crime Records Bureau; shifted to Mirzapur as SP, from where within five weeks brought to the Power Corporation; within four days was shifted to Fatehpur PAC, immediately shunted to Bijnore, and five weeks later to Jaunpur.

RAJAT MODWEL, a 1990 batch IAS officer of the Rajasthan cadre, quit after seven years of service. Took study leave to get an MBA from London after which he joined McKinsey & Co. Realised that there were better opportunities for more interesting work outside the IAS.

H.M. PANDE of the Tamil Nadu IAS cadre is under suspension. Was chargesheeted for abetting the then state minister Selvaganapathy to permit a hotel to violate building laws. He also faces an enquiry in a deal relating to purchase of water pipes worth Rs 5 crore.

These are just tips of the bigger iceberg. Adding to these woes, it is indeed a 'nationally acknowledged fact' that the civil servants are ranked very low on innovation, implementation, involvement, etc., by all and sundry, including politicians, academicians and and the judiciary, thus affecting their morale and self-esteem.

Civil servants like IAS Officers, who join main stream administration in the Government through a cumbersome, laborious competitive process, are generally highly competent and motivated when they enter the service, in the initial stages. However, as years progress, there is an alarming decline in dedication levels, morale, commitment and efficiency. The most important reason for this decline is the dictatorial power of destruction available to the vast majority of the politicians, mostly illiterate, who deem it their pleasure to harass the efficent and brilliant civil servant according to their own whims and fancies, thus throwing all forms of decorum to the wind. Added to this, comes the problem of a a transfer per se, of being shifted to a job that carries no patronage or perks.

Under these vituperative circumstances, the Corporate bandwagon's olive branch to the Civil servants in distress indeed makes the IAS Officer sit up and heave a sigh of great relief, and at the same time heralds the distress signal to the Government's efforts at administrative progress and development.

It is time the UPSC and the Government machinery gears up to face this disturbing challenge to its administrative line up, and woke up to this 'civil drain', or the day is not far off when the civil service system which, till now, has been the backbone of the administrative machinery of the nation, will become the ‘stapes’, or the ‘stirrup’, or the ‘incus’ or the ‘anvil’, the smallest bone in the 'human' body and of least significance and little value.

DISCLAIMER: The info given in green italics, are news items used here to authenticate and validate the main issue in focus.

On Keeping aStealth Bomber at Bay...!

It's been two weeks now, since the red letter day when I decided to do away with my mobile phone once and for all... a gadget which is ummistakenly the latest gift of science bestowed upon an already burdended mankind.

Of course, the reasons for dispensing with my mobile phone are not far to seek.! On an average my mobile phone beeps around 60 t0 80 times a day with approximately forty to fifty callers...! If the calls remain unanswered, the inquisitive caller gets more inquisitive, and keeps pressing his call button at least a dozen times more...!

To avoid disturbance in classes, I used to turn on the silent mode, and stay put in class, only to return and find 35 missed calls or 40 missed calls heaped up one on one ('headaches by the number, trouble by the score!' - a remix of Harlan Howard will do no harm here!!!) So I decide to keep him at bay (home) for a month, and then come to class.

But by now, it had spiralled itself into double trouble, spelling disaster for the little time i'd kept reserved (rather treasured!) for myself. All those missed calls have by now piled up by the dozens, and convention, courtesy or formality or whatever you call it, demands me to enquire back or call back all these faithful callers who've been alarmed at the inattention bestowed on them for hours together. Before I could start my call backs, calls pour in with the following samples...: "hello sir, what are the portions for 2mrw's exam?" etc etc...

After a while, i said to myself, 'enough is enough!'"life is too short to be spent answering mobile calls for one third of every day!!!" I've got to do something about this, before the mobile phone eats up into my little space which i battle to keep for myself every single day, in vain!

So the next day, I go to my class and tell my students to delete my number from their respective mobile devices, as I had dispensed with my mobile number once and for all...! One student immediately asked me quite an expected question, "Sir, then how can we keep in touch with you?"

I answered him gently, "You can keep in touch with me, as how i used to keep in touch with my professors seven years back, as a student... before the thief of time called nokia or motorola or samsung or whatever, came in to snatch and steal away people's valuable time and stealthily intrude into the little personal space that people have for themselves...!"

He tacitly nodded his head in silent approval.!

DISCLAIMER: All characters and situations appearing in this post are real. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely incidental.!!!

CAUTION: Beware! The stealth bomber is always at your back, trying to kill the liberated personality deep within you.!!! It's time you woke up to this stealth bomber, far more dangerous than the whole armoury of Pentagon added up!!!

CHALLENGE: Try dispensing with your mobile phone for one full week in a row and see the difference it can make to your body, soul and mind...! It's very very very difficult...! But it needs guts to do that...! Cos, sadly no de-addiction centres have come up so far to counter this menace!!! We sincerely Hope our Social workers, NGOs and other altruists do something about this, before the proverbial camel throws away its master and seats itself firmly in his place..!

PRAYER: Where the mind is without fear, and the head is held high... Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit; Where the mind is led forward by thee into ever-widening thought and action--Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake!!! (One of the most simple and effective prayers of Tagore that fits the occasion!!!)